PROFESSIONAL DENTAL

Sausage leather belts. Dr. Yap, once I was into you, but after seeing you torture my father, I think we should just be friends with dental benefits. I could go to jail, or hell, or jail-hell. Jimmy Jr. had a chance to ride the Tina truck, but now it's headed straight for Joshville. Toot-toot. How do you know a python ate it? Did it leave a note? You had me at horses, but then you lost me at corpses. It's an erotic friend fiction story that I just wrote. I hope you like it, because you're all in it. It's called 'Buttloose.' It's not meant to be hilarious. It's supposed to be erotic.