Sausage leather belts. Dr. Yap, once I was into you, but after seeing you torture my father, I think we should just be friends with dental benefits. I could go to jail, or hell, or jail-hell. Jimmy Jr. had a chance to ride the Tina truck, but now it's headed straight for Joshville. Toot-toot. How do you know a python ate it? Did it leave a note? You had me at horses, but then you lost me at corpses. It's an erotic friend fiction story that I just wrote. I hope you like it, because you're all in it. It's called 'Buttloose.' It's not meant to be hilarious. It's supposed to be erotic.

Butts. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. I'm a smart, strong, sensual woman. You won't regret it, dad. When I kiss Jimmy Jr. under the disco ball, it'll be like we're all kissing Jimmy Jr under the disco ball. Dr. Yap, once I was into you, but after seeing you torture my father, I think we should just be friends with dental benefits. If I drunk text you and you're asleep, don't text me in the morning…that ship has sailed. Detention is no big deal. Don't have a crap attack. It's an erotic friend fiction story that I just wrote. I hope you like it, because you're all in it. It's called 'Buttloose.'

If I drunk text you and you're asleep, don't text me in the morning…that ship has sailed. I'll wave at you every day. You had me at horses, but then you lost me at corpses. My crotch is itchy. Dad, I need you to drop everything and shave my legs. Argh!... Wait, I like the library. Dear God, this is Tina from school. Crap attack? Don't have one?